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Dear Women everywhere,

Here is some public restroom etiquette.  One would hope that this isn't necessary but judging by the flith... it is.

1.  A) If you manage to rip tiny pieces of toilet paper off the roll before getting an acceptable sized piece to wipe your fat ass DON'T THROW THEM ON THE FLOOR!!!!! Do you do this at home? B) Trash goes in the trash can... I know, it's a strange idea but that's what it's for.

2. If, while washing your hands, you get water all over the fucking sink CLEAN IT UP WITH A PAPER TOWEL!!!!!

3. DO NOT tug at the paper toilet seat covers so hard that you rip them off the wall... That's just stupid. If you do happen to tear it off..... PICK IT THE FUCK UP AND THROW IT AWAY.

4. It's not going to kill you to touch the door to the bathroom.

5. Don't toss dirty diapers all will nilly. See section B of #1.

6. Tampons/Pads go in... (EVERYONE, all together) THE TRASHCAN. Not stuck to the wall.

7. It is NEVER ok to wipe your shit anywhere but on the toilet paper. Ever.

8. If you would sit the fuck down on the toilet.... say it with me now... THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY PISS ON THE SEAT!!!! Stop this nonsense!


If you have anything to add to this list... please feel free.

Hale made my Lost eyes into defaults and said I could share them... so here they are!

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He HATED this shirt.



not that I blame him... lol

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I need help guys :) I can't decide which founder to submit for Nova's next Legacy Challenge.

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Would someone be so kind as to make me this skintone (one [the summersong/Enayla/oepu blend]) into a default? I would love you forever :)

So Liam was curious about where the new baby will sleep. I told him in his room in a crib. He asked about the crib and why the baby needed it.

Me- 'The baby needs the crib so he/she doesn't fall out of the bed. When babies are tiny they can't control themselves.'
Liam- 'Like the Simmons?' (which is what he calls The Sims)

LOL!

I thought some of you might enjoy that... lol


Also I had problems with high blood pressure last pregnancy and at my last appointment my bp was 142/80 ... which isn't horrible but it is a bit high... especially this early on. I was so bummed cause last time for the last 3 months I had to do twice a week Non stress tests and didn't want to go through that again. I've been watching my salt in-take, drinking lots of water, and watching what I eat more (that doesn't mean i didn't have McDonalds last night for dinner...lol). Anyway, I have a friend who is an EMT and I was telling her about my woes. She offered to check my bp if I wanted. Today she brought her cuff and it was... :drum roll please: 124/76!  It totally made my day!

Stolen from violetplacebo (sorry I don' t know how to do the fancy live journal button thinger)

1) What bill do you hate paying the most?
Best Buy

2) Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I'm sorry ... a what?

3) What do you really want to be doing right now?
nothing

4) How many colleges did you attend?
1

5) How many did you graduate from?
1

6) Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because Jayson Werth is my favorite player

7) What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Not as bad as it was... but that's what they wanted isn't it?

8) First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It's too early Liam!

9) Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Was that a kick... or gas?

10) Do you miss being a child?
Sometimes.

11) What errand/chore do you despise?
hmm...  putting away laundry

12) Get up early or sleep in?
get up early

13) Have you found real love yet?
Yep

14) Favorite lunch meat?
Liverwurst... lol

15) What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Nothing everytime

16) Beach or lake?
Lake.

17) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nah

18) Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
None...yuck they both suck. True Blood is better. (I agree)

19) What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Eddie Izzard

20) Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Nope

21) Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope

22) Ring tone?
True Blood theme song

23) Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I don't know

24) Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
No thanks.

25) Do you go to church?
Nope

26) At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
new career

27) How old are you?
26

28) Do you have a go-to person?
My Hubby

29) Are you where you want to be in life?
Yep

30) Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
My little pony and rainbow bright

31) What about you do you think has changed the most?
I don't worry about things I can't change anymore.

32) Looking back at high school, were they the best years of your life?
No. And I remember when I was in high school saying, "If these are the best years of my life I'm gonna be pissed."

33) Are there times you feel like a kid?
Sure

34) Did you ever own troll dolls?
I think so.

35) Did you have a pager?
No.

36) Where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager?
no one spot

37) Who do you think impacted your life the most?
My kids (ha! kids)

38) Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you?
Jerry Collins. My band teacher. I had him from 4th grad till I graduated from highschool. He is/was the best teacher I ever had.

39) Do you tell stories that start with “when I was your age”?
No. I hate when people do that.

40) What is the last beverage you consumed?
hazelnut coffee

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